What a twist!
smeezme: have you ever pictured something in your head that is so funny you almost throw up because you don’t have water to spit out from the shock of how fucking hilarious it is
risallah: richwhitelesbian: Ripleys Believe It Or Not!: inside everyone of you theres a hella bunch of blood and your heads got skulls in them. fucked up but true. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!: If you hold your farts in you die. I saw it on South Park.
huangmiaoling: key-boom: shoobaby: SHINee...
askaceattorney: Dear “Lang Zi”, Yeah, I’m not seeing that one in here. I’m gonna go ahead and say you’re another chump who thinks he can say anything he wants by hiding behind the internet. Lang Zi really does say, “The prey only leaves its hole when the predator has passed.” -Shi-Long Lang
pregnantmermaid: like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh