johndavesexual: fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
bowlingforsoup: wow time flies when you sit at the computer doing nothing
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
escapistaz: between-rage-and-serenity: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor. I need this on my blog again.
When you see someone with similar interests as you
floralcorps: You could be friends. But you’re not.
suteki-chitanda: hey hihihiroshi-kun why wont you reply to my messages i even caught 600 pokemon for you
I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
arcaninetales: Prom= a large group of girls fighting over drama and dresses they will only wear once
Friend: Unova sucks because it has ice cream and gear Pokémon
Officer Jenny: So he just jumped in front of a moving Battle Subway train?
ravens-nest: queentimelady: shercocklocked: sting-like-a-tracker-jacker: hazelgustus: literallysame: liam-gayne: when you try your best but you don’t succeed when you get what you want but not what you need could it be worse when you love someone but it goes to waste when you feel so tired but you can’t sleep when you lose something you cannot replace And...
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
me: oh thats why
me: ends up feeling bad for the serial killer or villain instead of the victim
aaamaaa: askaceattorney: D-dear Mr. de Killer, H-how much do you want, dude? -Matt Engarde BETTER RUN FAST BITCH
rammstein-in-your-lawyers: mynameismad: okay my day was made so cute oh gosh